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2) Miley Cyrus is comfortable with her body. It's just that America isn't. Also, she has a weird nose.

3) Toy Story 3 scored big at the box office this week, raking in just short of a Bajillion dollars, proving once again that there is money to be made from movies conceived while under the influence of marijuana.

4) A group of seventh-graders in California has discovered a mysterious cave on Mars, proving once again that if you want something done right, you have to delegate it to pre-pubescent gamers.

5) Amanda Bynes has retired from acting. Up next for her? A hip hop documentary directed by Casey Affleck.

6) The vuvuzela has officially become more annoying than people whistling.

7) And finally, Vanessa Carlton came out this week as a bi-sexual, following Anna Paquin in a move that only works for women.]]> http://bradaldous.com/news.html#127 Mon, 21 Jun 2010 00:00:00 -0700 Actor - Director - Writer - Comedian - BRAD ALDOUS - Daily Brad http://bradaldous.com/news.html#126
But when we are trying to get more americans interested, a TIE is just not gonna cut it. Joe American public likes things clear. Winners and Losers. Ties - in the immortal words of an old friend who shall remain nameless, "were invented by a mamby pamby mama's boy who couldn't win."

Also, for the record, would it hurt you to have cheerleaders?

I'm just sayin.]]> http://bradaldous.com/news.html#126 Mon, 14 Jun 2010 00:00:00 -0700 Actor - Director - Writer - Comedian - BRAD ALDOUS - Daily Brad http://bradaldous.com/news.html#125
"No administration in America's history would, I think, ever have considered such a step that we just found out President Obama is supporting today," she proclaimed. "It's kind of like getting out there on a playground, a bunch of kids, getting ready to fight, and one of the kids saying, 'Go ahead, punch me in the face, and I'm not going to retaliate. Go ahead and do what you want to with me.

I don't even know where to start. First off - it's just a bad analogy. Is America the one asking to be punched in the face? Cause it seems to me that since we have enough weapons to blow up the earth 50 times over, we're actually the biggest kid on the playground. Here's a better analogy. It's kind of like getting out there on the campaign circuit, a bunch of politicians ready to debate, and one of them who wears glasses and used to be a soccer mom saying, "I'm less intelligent, less experienced, yet because I sound "folksy" and all of the NRA want to DO me, I'm important!"

I think that Miss Palin should stick to TV - after all, she fits perfectly between Judge Judy and Tyra Banks. (apologies to Judge Judy and Tyra Banks, both of whom I would endorse for president before Sarah Palin).]]> http://bradaldous.com/news.html#125 Fri, 09 Apr 2010 00:00:00 -0700 Actor - Director - Writer - Comedian - BRAD ALDOUS - Daily Brad http://bradaldous.com/news.html#124 Jay is "famous" from America's Next Top Model. Not sure how any 37 year old wearing a paisley tux and silver hair is qualified to discuss any one else's fashion sense, but what do i know? and Giuliana Rancic - or as I call her - Skin skeleton, was so disturbing to look at with her 12 year old girl frame and size DDDD implants - i finally just changed the channel and watched the Puppy Bowl. (i wish)....

The ceremony itself was long - but Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin were hilarious. I do think it was a little inappropriate for ABC to let all of those epileptics run around the stage for 7 minutes...what? That was a dance troupe? C'mon! Seriously? ok.......... other highlights....

THe Hurt Locker is full of awards.

Taylor Lautner even got out of his shift at Burger King to attend the ceremonies. Oh wait - that's just where he should be.

Miley Cyrus needs a posture coach. And a sandwich.

Helen Mirren is hot.

James Taylor was as usual amazing.

The John Hughes tribute was sweet - except for Judd "I just climbed off a train from Mexico" Nelson. Eesh.

The costume designer who lamented that she "already had 2 of these" - Honey? Get some manners. That's like opening a birthday present from your great aunt and saying - "oh - i already have 2 of these.....but thanks anyway?"

And finally - loved the Kanye moment over the Documentary short. Wouldn't it have been great if they had wrestled???

Until next year - I'll see you at the movies!]]> http://bradaldous.com/news.html#124 Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800 Actor - Director - Writer - Comedian - BRAD ALDOUS - Daily Brad http://bradaldous.com/news.html#123
Brad Aldous believes screenwriter James Cameron based "virtually all of the situations" in the film Avatar on events involving him and claims he coined the phrase "I see you." according to a statement from lawyer Moishe Tannenbaum in Brooklyn, who is representing Aldous.

A news conference is planned for Wednesday at Tannenbaum's offices, at which time more details are expected on what Aldouses lawyers said was a "Toruk sized suit."

The film's distributor issued its own statement on Tuesday reiterating the movie's claim that it is a "fictional account" about a fictional people on a fictional planet.

Cameron hung out in NYC and smoked alot of kind bud with a lot of people, and Aldous claims that since he is occasionally 12 feet tall and blue, several times waited on Sigourney Weaver, and has a bonsai tree called, The Tree of Souls - "that you can do the math."

http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies.reuters.com/hurt-locker-producers-sued-days-before-oscars-reuters]]> http://bradaldous.com/news.html#123 Wed, 03 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800 Actor - Director - Writer - Comedian - BRAD ALDOUS - Daily Brad http://bradaldous.com/news.html#122
2) Snowboarder Scotty Lago was chastised this week for photos taken of him and a woman where it looked as if she was sucking on his medal. In other news, the curling team was all in bed by 9:30.

3) Ski Jumping fans were outraged today when it was discovered that gold medal winner Simon Ammann is actually Daniel Radcliffe and his "Skis" were actually 2 cleverly disguised Nimbus 2000's.

4) In Ice Dancing news..... just kidding. If Tanith Belbin weren't involved, it would have been discontinued years ago.

5) Michael Phelps showed up at the Olympics, wearing all of his medals and look on his face that said, "Is there a pool around here? And by pool, I mean a hot tub full of honeys and some fine canadian weeeeed."

6) And finally - Bode Miller won gold today, showing once again that people can do amazing things, even when they have a dog name.]]> http://bradaldous.com/news.html#122 Sun, 21 Feb 2010 00:00:00 -0800 Actor - Director - Writer - Comedian - BRAD ALDOUS - Daily Brad http://bradaldous.com/news.html#121
2) Lil Wayne returned to his hometown of New Orleans for a performance before he heads to jail later today to serve a year on weapons charges. If only he's used his Lil Brain.

3) Finally, General Motors is recalling some 22,000 Chevrolet Corvettes, wrecking the holidays for everyone in the middle of their mid life crisis.]]> http://bradaldous.com/news.html#121 Wed, 30 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0800 Actor - Director - Writer - Comedian - BRAD ALDOUS - Daily Brad http://bradaldous.com/news.html#120
2) Police in Utah say a 7-year-old boy led officers on a car chase in an effort to avoid going to church. When asked for comment his father stated, "Wish I would have thought of that..."

3) The Twilight series has made a huge casting switch, replacing actress... oh wait - no 12 year old girls read this and who the f**k cares?]]> http://bradaldous.com/news.html#120 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0700 Actor - Director - Writer - Comedian - BRAD ALDOUS - Daily Brad http://bradaldous.com/news.html#118 One astronaut commented, “I’m just incredibly bummed I won’t be able to drink my own urine.”

2) Scientists are saying that for around 10 million dollars, they could perhaps regenerate a living wooly mammoth. Further, they
stated that for about the same price they could perhaps regenerate a living Larry King.

3) NASA released a photo of Fomalhaut B, the first-ever image of a planet outside our solar system, this week.
But already charges have been filed in a Los Angeles County Court alleging that Formalhaut beat up the Hubble Telescope outside the Sky Bar.

4) Ashlee Simpson and rocker husband Pete Wentz welcomed a baby boy yesterday, son Bronx Mowgli Wentz. The proud parents brag that the newborn is already making crappy music.]]> http://bradaldous.com/news.html#118 Wed, 26 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0800 Actor - Director - Writer - Comedian - BRAD ALDOUS - Daily Brad http://bradaldous.com/news.html#117
2) Kanye West announced today that he "will go down as the voice of this generation.." When reached for comment, about half of this generation responded, "Kanye who?"

3) White tigers in Singapore mauled a 32 year old zoo cleaner to death today. In their defense, he was crazy delicious.

4) NASA released a photo of Fomalhaut B, the first-ever image of a planet outside our solar system, today. But already charges have been filed in a Los Angeles Court alleging that Formalhaut roughed up the Hubble Telescope outside of Sky Bar.

5) The mounting public anger over the phone prank played by celebrities Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross during Brand's BBC Radio 2 show claimed its first exec scalp on Thursday when station controller Lesley Douglas resigned. Apparently in Great Britain, people still listen to the radio.]]> http://bradaldous.com/news.html#117 Mon, 17 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0800 Actor - Director - Writer - Comedian - BRAD ALDOUS - Daily Brad