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1) Russia is considering sending a spacecraft to a large asteroid to knock it off its path and prevent a possible collision with Earth, the head of the country's space agency said Wednesday. Sources say the agency head is waiting for president Morgan Freeman for the final go ahead before he sends Bruce Willis and his crew on their way...

2) Lil Wayne returned to his hometown of New Orleans for a performance before he heads to jail later today to serve a year on weapons charges. If only he's used his Lil Brain.

3) Finally, General Motors is recalling some 22,000 Chevrolet Corvettes, wrecking the holidays for everyone in the middle of their mid life crisis.

1) Scientists have discovered a rare new bird species with a bald head in Laos. Not surprisingly, the new species drives a porsche.

2) Police in Utah say a 7-year-old boy led officers on a car chase in an effort to avoid going to church. When asked for comment his father stated, "Wish I would have thought of that..."

3) The Twilight series has made a huge casting switch, replacing actress... oh wait - no 12 year old girls read this and who the f**k cares?

1) The 250 million dollar system which converts urine to drinkable water aboard the International Space Station is still on the fritz.
One astronaut commented, “I’m just incredibly bummed I won’t be able to drink my own urine.”

2) Scientists are saying that for around 10 million dollars, they could perhaps regenerate a living wooly mammoth. Further, they
stated that for about the same price they could perhaps regenerate a living Larry King.

3) NASA released a photo of Fomalhaut B, the first-ever image of a planet outside our solar system, this week.
But already charges have been filed in a Los Angeles County Court alleging that Formalhaut beat up the Hubble Telescope outside the Sky Bar.

4) Ashlee Simpson and rocker husband Pete Wentz welcomed a baby boy yesterday, son Bronx Mowgli Wentz. The proud parents brag that the newborn is already making crappy music.